Showing posts with label why are you reading this. Show all posts
Showing posts with label why are you reading this. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Tracing Gould - o12

The chronological reading pauses.  Two volumes, four years, and all the pieces of Essential Tracy are laid like tile.  The portrait, as a whole, is a curious work:  Tracy himself now bears little resemblance to his pre-cop, gentleman incarnation.  Success has marked him, made him changeless.

The strips I'm reading now skip around.  The art mutates, decade to decade, in increments, in technical adjustments.  Upscale syndication equals downscale production.  Chester Gould learns to work smaller, simpler.  Learns to work with help, accepting Dick Lochner as a partner.

The war is over.  The war never stops.  The enemy concedes.  The enemy adopts fresh disguise.  From bootlegger to racketeer to car thief to art thief to commie spy to terrorist infiltrator.  Tracy duking all comers.  Tracy is less the star, contrasted with his cohorts, the villains.

The villains cannot stop, any more than America can, with its endless enthusiasms and failed fads.  One week it's the Summer Sisters, the next it's the cruel and terrifying Brow; each saga seguing into its successor through a chain of co-stars and joke characters.  Gravel Gertie, a bizarre compulsive doodle worthy of Basil Wolverton, emerges from the dust-up of the Brow's final, fatal hours.  Vitamin Flintheart, gentleman addict and uncanny ham, pants and pops a diet pill and dons his cook's apron.  B.O. Plenty hawks a spit of tobaccy over the fourth wall straight into the audience's face.  Here comes the neighborhood.

Tess Trueheart returns from WWII, herself reborn into success, a graduate of the WAC.  Tracy's life partner and long-suffering admirer becomes an architect.  Designs the house they will come to inhabit, in the 60s--  the house itself, in my reality, drafted by Gould's own daughter.

Dick Tracy Junior adjusts to being a teenager, finding himself fresh place in a temporal medium where Little Orphan Annie is never allowed to grow up.  Falls in first love, finds the emotion as beautiful, blinding and bittersweet as the funeral service where it will be entombed.

And Pat Patton, half-bright sidekick and jokeman, accepts his place in things as Dick Tracy refuses a promotion, becoming chief of police.  The future is coming on fast, and nothing but nothing can keep progress at bay-- not even the law.  Booze is legal.  G-men have replaced gangsters as folk heroes, and John Dillinger will not be remembered for much other than the reverence with which his mourners dipped their handkerchiefs in his cooling blood.

"Snappy summary, kid."  Flatly displaced, Sam's voice does not vibrate, cannot reverberate, shall not echo anywhere except in the mind of an aged / aging / ageless Southern runaway, still too young to hear the music, much less the muse.  "But whatcha forgot was--  whatcha forgot!  Ya can't formulate 'One' if you don't start with Naught.  C'mon.  Let's zero in..."

Saturday, December 6, 2025

executive healthcare for artfags in poverty (banshee of the butthole edition)

Some days, you shouldn't get out of bed.  But on those days, you work anyhow.  Capitalism.

I like how, in aging, the simple act of getting out of bed can result in This or That.  A couple months ago I got up, only to discover my right ankle did not support my weight.  Still no clear idea what happened.  All that's certain is there wound up being a brace--  briefly, a cane!  --and for a while there was a limp.

Wearing the ankle brace caused me to compensate with my right knee, and since the ankle incident, I've had increased stress & discomfort around the outboard tendons on the right side of the right knee joint.

It's just how things happen.  A jenga of tumbledown bullshit.  My body is an inherited castle, very draughty and irish and prone to green fur and probably haunted by a banshee.  I should rent my shit out to Nick Cage.  "Yo, Nick.  I hear you collect haunted castles.  Well, I have a banshee in my anus."

So yeah, yesterday, I got up.  Went to the toilet.  And lo!  Blew out my butthole.  And then worked for eight hours straight, no break.  It's how I like to do it.  It's soothing to my masculine ego, having a visceral, intimate pain that can't really be Treated except by rest, as I am not allowed to rest while at work.

Which probably sounds like an exaggeration?  "Not allowed to rest."  That's not the literal policy, but it is to an extent the literal truth, because there was no backup yesterday.  No second shift who would come in to help me.  And the workload doesn't diminish.  Never diminishes.  It stays constant, all shift.

Lest this all sound like whining--  because it is whining; don't act like you haven't read a blog before --let me stress that I have no insurance, and am pretty financially leveled.  Like, I've got maybe five grand saved from the past year.  So there's really nothing I can do besides keep working, blown out ass or not.  So what if I have a twisted balloon animal knot at the base of my spine?

Some days, you shouldn't poo.  But on those days...  You walk slowly, with intense concentration.  For fear of hearing the siren shriek of the banshee of the butthole.